Jaxon Allison is an absolutely dreadful performer. We here are still dumbfounded on how this nincompoop managed to secure this role. You may have recently seen him defecate the stage with his presence as Benny in Rent, Ensemble in Legally Blonde The Musical, and a Swing in a student production of Spring Awakening, where the director finally had the genius idea to save our eye and ear holes, and managed to keep him off the stage for once. When we asked him if he had anything to say to his friends and family, he proceeded to give us the middle finger and spew profanities that you would only hear on MTV.